Comedy: MAN: Marry me?

MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Do you have a
Camry car?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: How much is your
salary?
MAN: No salary, but I...
WOMAN: No but! You have
nothing. How can I marry
you? Leave please before I
open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3
landed properties in GRA, 3
Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G
wagons. Why do I still need
to buy a Camry? How can I be
paid salary when actually I'm
the BOSS?
WOMAN: That's why I told
you to leave, cause am
coming to your house myself
to propose to you.

Trace Obonna : Am Crazy About Exposing My Killer Hips And Curves

Nigerian-born US-based actress,Tracy Obonna, sometimes refered to as the
'African Bombshell' is surely a talented entertainer and has
been nominated as the Favourite Promising Actor in
the Nollywood and African Film
Critics Awards (NAFCA).

However, she says her greatest assets is
her killer hips and curves and
really like to flaunt them.

"I love
my body and I work out three
times a week to keep it this way,
so why not show it off, now that
I'm fresh and young.I love my
assets, both bum and boobs,
that's why, don't get me wrong
I'll wear a low cut top and show
off the 'girls (boobs) sometimes
but my butt is my favorite. I am
just crazy about them."

When asked about her biggest dream as an
entertainer, she says "To win an Oscar.
And I'm going to work hard
towards getting it no matter
how much all these fake waste of
time wanna-be producers try to
discourage me. At the end of the
day it's up to God. God has the
last say and he is the only one
that can judge me."

The 10 Celebrities Who Made the Most Money This Year

10. Rush Limbaugh: The
conservative talk show host has
been making bank on the wild
antics of a rollercoaster election
season, bringing in $79 million.
9. Adele: The singer came back
in a big way this year, releasing
a
highly-anticipated album that
broke records for sales in its
first
week, and departing on a very
lucrative stadium tour. She
made
about $80.5 million.
8. Lionel Messi: One of two
athletes to break the top 10,
Argentina's soccer
phenomenon
remains a consistent presence
on the Forbes list, grossing $
81.5
million this time around.
7. Howard Stern: With $85
million, the raunchy talk show
host is taking his signature
controversial style all the way to
the bank, thanks to a major
Sirius
XM Radio deal that will keep him
on air for five years.
6. Kevin Hart: As Forbes notes,
Kevin Hart is the first comedian
to surpass Jerry Seinfeld for
income, at $87.5 million. This
year
also represents a significant
jump in wealth for Hart: last
year,
he just managed to snag the
100th spot.
4. (tie) Cristiano Ronaldo:
Ronaldo is still on top as the
world's highest-paid athlete,
with
$88 million a year. The soccer
god just clinched a major
EuroCup win for the national
team of Portugal, but it's the
Real
Madrid team that's paying out
of
pocket to keep his prodigious
skill on their side. His slew of
major sponsorships doesn't
hurt,
either.
4. (tie) Dr. Phil McGraw: The
helpful TV personality is making
more than ever, moving up
from
last year's 15th spot as he
continues to take cuts from his
daytime TV gig, a health app,
and
medication partnerships.
3. James Patterson: The best-
selling author is one of the most
prolific writers around, and his
impressive output has led him
on
a steady rise up the earnings
ranks. TV adaptations boost the
bottom line; he brought in $95
million.
2. One Direction: The heartthrob
British boy band may have had
a
member quit and then decided
to take a group hiatus, but the
global pop sensation still
managed to make it a record
year, bringing in $110 million
thanks to their stadium tour.
And finally, topping the list is
Taylor Swift. Swift, your
takeover
source: time.com

Taylor Swift Is 2016’s Highest- Paid Celebrity

It's good to be Taylor Swift right
now.
Picture-perfect romantic life
aside, the savvy pop star and
businesswoman is slaying the
game, easily topping Forbes's
annual "Celebrity 100" list of
highest-paid celebs with a sky-
high income of $170 million over
the past year. Lagging in the
number two spot is now-defunct
British boy band One Direction,
with $110 million. That's
admittedly not too shabby — but
then again, there are five of them
compared to just one Swift. She's
in a league of her own.
Swift was number eight on the
list last year, but this year she's
vaulted to the top of the
rankings, no doubt propelled by
her mega successful 1989 World
Tour that raked in over $200
million. According to Forbes, her
total net worth now stands at $
250 million. As for music's other
leading ladies, Adele, Madonna,
Rihanna and Katy Perry also all
made it to this year's 100.
In 2015, boxer Floyd Mayweather
took the top spot with $300
million, followed by his famous
opponent Manny Pacquiao. But
this year? Neither put up a fight
against the singer-songwriter.

Source: times.com

TY Bello encounter with Boko Haram

She wrote: "Soldier X:While I
made portraits of our wounded
soldiers at the military hospital in
Maiduguri, one of the soldiers
made a statement that I haven't
been able to shake off, " one way
you know a soldier has been hit
is that they suddenly start
shouting out names of family
members.
"This statement kept playing over
and again in my mind, especially
when I got the most colourful
welcome from my family, barely a
week away on this journey.Many
soldiers, play this long overdue
welcome party in their heads
daily, and the sad thing is that for
some, it may never happen.
I had long conversations with
soldiers about how they got
wounded in battle.They told me
how grateful they were to be
alive, some of their colleagues
weren't as lucky. I also got to
speak with medical personnel, on
the uniqueness of their work in a
war against terror. I'll share all
their stories here and start by
introducing Soldier X, who I
never met, but made a
photograph of his Xray .An anti
aircraft bullet, big and strong
enough to tear through the
titanium body of an airplane, was
lodged in his throat, and for
some reason, it didn't blow his
head off, this soldier lived
through his surgery and got to
take the removed bullet home as
a reminder. This is a wicked
wicked war!Why would anyone
chose weapons made to attack
war planes and use it on a fellow
human ... At close range ..Even in
war there should be rules.
Lieutenant Ologodo told me
something really important, that
if you don't believe in God,
working here will make a convert
out of you, the frequency of
witnessing the darkest of evil
deeds, along side what can only
be miraculous, will open your
heart somehow.This is such a
brutally wicked war !#
tybellophotography #portrait#
unknown soldier #Nigerianarmy
#bokoharam #woundedsoldier
#borno #war#waronterror

Psquare relationship crisis gets messier as Peter threatens to sue his brothers

The relationship between Psquare seems to be no better. Peter shared a
promotional poster with a picture of him and Paul and
wrote; "Disclaimer: This goes out
to all my Fans in Congo
Specifically and the entire world
in General. My attention has been
drawn to a much publicised
show holding today 8th July,
2016(VIP SHOW) and tomorrow
9th July, 2016,(in Goma) and on
the 17th of August in Kinshasa
wherein the name Psquare was
used maliciously and
mischievously to garner
patronage and huge fans
attendance as against the stage
name Rudeboy which is used
when my Twin Brother, Paul, and
Co-owner of the stage name
Psquare performs alone.
I never endorsed the usage of
my name as the contractual
terms presented were not
favourable to me, thus I am not
part of the show booked by our
former manager Jude and I
wholeheartedly disassociate
myself from the unauthorized
use of my Co-owned stage name
(Psquare) and images for
promotional and economic
reasons without my express
written consent or permission.
Contrary to the wild allegations
making the rounds that I could
not attend the show because I
am sick and missed my flight
along with my crew members, I
wish to counter same and state
categorically, that I am 101%
healthy.
I shall take appropriate legal
actions in the nearest future
against the promoters and the
sponsors of these events for
character assassination and
malicious misrepresentation.
Thank you. MR.P (Peter of
Psquare)."

Definately the relationship is not better.

Peter Okoye: am as free as a bird now, i was limited before

You may have a reconsider of P- Square returning together and strong
in the wake of hearing what Peter Okoye got the opportunity to say in
regards to life after the twins went their different ways
to do what they generally needed
to do as different entity.

Peter has been doing admirably since
the issue of P-Square was settled. He is getting supports and
performing solo. He is attempting to demonstrate a point
that he is not just a dancer as most Nigerians are compelled to accept.

" During P-Square, I was the one
doing the whole structure, trying
to get things properly done," he
said, adding, "I have been a
creative person. But people still
look at me as a dancer. It hurts."
He is free as a bird " Now, I will
do what I have always wanted. I
was limited before."

‘JESUS is NOT coming Back,He was DRUNK when He make such comments’ – Roman Catholic leader Says

Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has
officially announced that this
years 1,981st anniversary is to be
the Vatican's last in regards to
waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth. But he urged followers to
still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
Cardinal Salvadore said, "We just
feel Jesus is not coming back by
the looks of it. It's been ages like.
He's probably flat out doing other
really good things for people
somewhere else."
In chapter John 14:1-3 of the
Bible, Jesus promised his
disciples that he would come
again: "There are many homes
up where my Father lives, and I
am going to prepare them for
your coming.
When everything is ready, then I
will come and get you, so that
you can always be with Me
where I am. If this weren't so, I
would tell you plainly."
Cardinal explained Jesus' broken
promise saying that he was
probably drinking wine at the
time when he made the
comments. "Having the ability to
turn water into wine had its ups
and its downs. We all make
promises we can't keep when
we're drunk. Jesus was no
different," added Cardinal
Salvadore.
The church said it will now focus
attentions on rebuilding its
reputation around the world, but
will keep an optimistic mind for
the savior's second coming.
Source: jewsnews.co.il

Lionel Messi dennounces his retirement from international football

According to SI.com, Lionel Messi
has decided to go back on his
original statement of intent that
he was done playing for the
Argentina National Team
following Argentina's loss in the
final of the Copa America
Centenario.
SI.com'sort comes from
Argentinian newspaper, La
Nacion, who report that Messi
will return in November to play
for La Albiceleste, which all but
confirms our suspicions that his
initial announcement that he was
retiring was simply done in the
heat of the moment.
Simply put, Messi will come back
because he's now laser-focused
on competing in the 2018 World
Cup in Russia and winning it for
Argentina. At only 29, it makes
perfect sense that the man who
is arguably the world's greatest
player come back to play for his
nation, where he already holds
the all-time scoring record.

Jim Carrey saddened late girlfriend's autopsy report was released

Jim Carrey is upset his late
girlfriend's Cathriona White's
autopsy report was released.
"When I came to Hollywood to
make it as a comedian, I soon
learned that the details of my
private life would be handed out
to the media like free dinner
vouchers. I never dreamed that
the people I love most in the
world would also be on the
menu. What a shame," Carrey, 54,
said in a statement Thursday.
White died last September at 30
after overdosing on prescription
medication. Her death was ruled
a suicide.
On Tuesday, the Los Angeles
County Coroner's office released
the autopsy report along with
personal details about the days
leading up to her death.
Jim Carrey lays late ex
Cathriona White to rest in
Ireland
Jim Carrey and Cathriona White
dated on and off for three
years.

According to the report, White
left a letter to Carrey that said she
wanted her belongings to be
sold and the money given to her
family. She also instructed Carrey,
54, to execute her burial
arrangements.
Another more heartbreaking
suicide note was found by police
on her kitchen table that
referenced her recent breakup
with the actor.
"I've spent 3 days now in
disbelief that you're not here. I
can go on brokenhearted and try
to put the pieces back. I could, I
just don't have the will this time,"
she wrote in the note.
Jim Carrey wishes details of
Cathriona White's death were
kept private.

She added, "I'm sorry you felt I
wasn't there for you. I tried to
give you my best part."
Jim Carrey's ex Cathriona
White's suicide note revealed
The coroner's office said the
official cause of death was a
"multiple drugs effect." A
toxicology report listed four
prescription drugs in her system:
a mix of painkillers, beta blockers
and a sleep aid. Some of the
prescriptions belonged to Carrey.
Carrey and the Irish actress had a
"rollercoaster" relationship,
according to her friends. They
met in 2012 on the set of "The
Online Gamer" where she was
working as a makeup artist.
After her funeral service, Carrey
tweeted an image of the two in
silhouette, writing, "Love cannot
be lost" along with a photo of a
rose.
-NewYorkTimes

Chief LERE PAIMO down with partial stroke

Chief LERE PAIMO , aka Eda Onile
Ola is down with partial
stroke. May
the Almighty God grant baba Lere
Paimo full recovery.

Actress, Temitayo Adeniyi Explains Why She Is Choosy About Friendship

The actress has been very choosy
about the kind of company she
keeps as she is not ready to get
herself entangled in any form of
scandals in what so ever way
and she has her reasons for her
actions.
Temitayo explained recently that
the reason she does not relate
with many people is because she
has heard them say negative
things about their own close
friends and that is a no go area
for her with such people.
According to her, "I don't f**k
with a lot of people because I've
seen them talk shit about
everybody they cool with, no
trash zone."

Flavour Seeks New Means of Making More Money Aside Music

Many musicians have learned not to live by music alone. As a result,
famous vocalist Flavor
Nabania, has started to spread his limbs and this time with
motion picture.

The vocalist was as of late on set for the motion picture/movie
'Teacher Johnbull'
which gazes the semblance of Mercy
Johnson, Queen Nwokoye, Pope
Junior, Kanayo O Kanayo, Richard
Mofe Damijo and others and coordinated by Tchidi Chikere.

All things considered, fans can hardly wait to see the part the
vocalist will play in
this motion picture that would like to
showcase these celebs aptitude in script conveyance.

Skales: 'Nobody Business' is not about my recent controversy

The artiste recently had issues
with the record label he left EME
music for, 'Baseline Records' and
thing went really sour between
them before a reasonable
reconciliation took place.
Him and manger, Osagie were
accused of fraud and it became a
messy controversy with rumors
of the artiste been arrested.
Shortly, the controversy was
resolved and his record label got
him a new management and
Osagie was relieved of her duty.
but soon, rumor started making
waves that his single' Nobody
Business' was about the
controversy he recently faced. the
song also featured EME boss,
Banky W who was rumored not
to be in good terms with Skales
but their collaboration refuted
that tale.
In a recent interview monitored
by Nigeriafilms.com, the singer
debunked the rumor that his
single 'Nobody's Business' was
all about his recent ordeal, as he
disclosed the song was done
long before his recent
controversy and has nothing to
do with what happened.
In his words: " Nobody's busy
was not about my ordeal, its a
song for everyone, it was done
before the whole controversy
happened."

Buhari to militants: Nigeria’s unity not negotiable

Buhari to militants: Nigeria's
unity not negotiable
"I assure them that when we
were very junior officers, we
were told by our leaders, by the
Head of State which was Gen.
Gowon that to keep Nigeria one
is a task that must be done…we
never thought of oil. What we
were after is one Nigeria. Please,
pass the message to the militants
that one Nigeria is not
negotiable. And I pray they better
accept it.
Read more at: http://
www.vanguardngr.
com/2016/07/ buharis-salah-me
ssage-militants -nigerias-unity
-not-negotiable /

10 things about late veteran actress, Bukky Ajayi

1. She was born a christian but
converted to Islam in the early
eighties and chose the name
Zainab.
2. Her love for the theatre started
as a young girl when her father
used to take her to the cinemas.
3. She studied in England. She
was abroad for six years, as a
Federal government scholar.
4. She left England and came
back to Nigeria after her
education in 1965 and started
out working in Nigeria Television
Authority(NTA) as a presentation
assistant in 1966.
5. Afterwards, she became a
presenter and then a news
reader.She presented a couple of
children's programmes and
'Nigerian's Sketches,' a
programme which was all about
Nigerian culture, and Diran
Ajijedidun of blessed memory
was her producer.
6. She was later transferred to
Port Harcourt and later back to
Lagos, and it was at that time she
started her acting career.
7. She started with the 'Village
Headmaster' in the 70s, and she
later got a role in Amaka Igwe's
'Checkmate.'
8. She has featured in so many
home videos that she has lost
count.Shooting of international
film 'Critical Assignment' in South
Africa, is one of the events of her
life that she will never forget. It
gave her an opportunity to see
how it is done elsewhere, other
than Nigeria, where a movie is
shot in five days.
9. Bukky Ajayi's popular movies
include Mother of George,
Indecent Girl, Diamond Ring,
Witches, Thunderbolt among
others.
10. She's Jazzman Olofin's
grandmother-In-law.