Comedy/Joke: conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend

Boy drops girl at home, he puts
his
hand on d wall by d gate for
support,
leans towards her.
BOY: Can I kiss you?
GIRL: Not now, I'm at home.
BOY: Please.
GIRL: No.
BOY: You were too sweet in bed
today.
GIRL: Waoh! you too, full of
energy. I
could not believe we had four
rounds.
BOY: Let me kiss u good night.
GIRL: Someone may be watching,
they still think I'm a virgin at
home.
BOY:Your dad must be a daft to
believe you are still a Virgin, is he
blind?
GIRL:Will you stop that, even my
brother thought like wise.
This goes on for ten minutes,
then
girl's brother appears at the gate
and
says "Dad says whether u kiss
him or
not its your decision, and that he
knew you are No longer a Virgin
long ago as you claim,but pls tell
that
bastard boyfriend of yours to
remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at
home
is listening to your
conversation