Joke: Who did all / Most of these?

― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India
vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the
couch & wake up on the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk
tooth on the roof for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands & legs instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or under
bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two
legs to build houses with sand.
― If you didn't write your name
on paper & insert into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge
door really slowly to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white
birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost
that stays under mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car
Tyre with a stick & called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and
sugar in yoyr pocket & eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and
papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover
ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside
bathroom and went out naked,
with
your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood
wasn't Fun.
Who did all / Most of these?
Anyone?