Joke: tired of regular names for twins like: Peter & Paul

My neighbour's wife gave birth
to Twins yesterday night, He told
me he is tired of regular names
for twins like: Peter & Paul, Victor
& Victoria. So he has been
disturbing me for some
suggestions. After racking my
brains for some hours, I was able
to come up With these
swaggalicious names for his
twins. So which do u prefer i
suggest to him.. ~ Tom & Jerry
Tithe & Offering
~ Praise & Worship
~ Copy & Paste
Find & Replace
~ demand & Supply
~ point & kill
~ Open & Close
~ Facebook & Twitter
~ Input & Output.
~ boko & haram
~ waec & neco
You can also contribute if you
have any in mind.
Can I have your suggestions
pleaseee