Russian president Putin ‘prepares for possible World War III’, orders all Russian studying abroad to return home

Vladmir Putin, Russia's
president and 2016 most
powerful man in the world
according to Forbes has
ordered the children and
relatives of all it's officials to
return home amidst rising
tensions between Russia and
the West and the possibility of
an all out World War sooner
rather than later according to
Kremlin sources and Daily Star
UK.
Putin's call for Russians to
come home comes after Russia
recently held defence drills for
40 million citizens, Puttin also
cancelled a state visit to France
after France President Hollande
accused him of committing war
crimes in Syria, and now
he thinks that America might
rally it's 'friends' against his
country so he wants to be more
than ready for that.
This order also comes after
Russia shipped nuclear-capable
ballistic missiles (Iskander-M
missle system) into it's central
European border between
Poland and Lithuania.
Russian political analyst
Stanislav Belkovsky said:
"This is all part of the
package of measures to
prepare elites to some
'big war'. And earlier this
month, Putin's ministers
announced they had built
bunkers capable of
housing Moscow's 14
million people.''
According to Daily Star UK,
Russian government officials'
kids schooling abroad have
been ordered to return to their
motherland or will find it hard
getting jobs in the future and
the top level order applies to
administration staff, regional
administrators, lawmakers of all
levels and employees of public
corporations.
British Foreign Secretary Boris
Johnson this week called on
protesters to demonstrate
outside the Russian embassy in
the U.K over the country's brutal
bombing of people in Aleppo,
Syria.
Relations between Russia and
the US are at their lowest since
the Cold War and have become
worse in recent days after U.S
pulled the plug on Syria talks
and accused Russia of not
keeping to their own part of
the cease-fire deal. Ultra-
nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky
has even waded into the US
Presidential election, claiming
that Donald Trump is the only
candidate who can stop a
nuclear war from happening
after the U.S accused Russia of
hacking into political party
emails so as to influence the U.S
presidential election.

10 STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK

1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em
well, e just dey practice how to
vomit make he for do freedom.
4. You just wake up from sleep;
person come ask you "you don
wake?" No oh, I come buy bread
wey I go chop for dream.
5. You see woman wey born new
pikin; u come
ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don
wake????
No ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .
7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
No Nah new yam festival..
*LMAO*
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot? Not
at all... I
be the new gateman...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enter
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch? No naa... I dey discuss
with Osuofia...
10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomie u dey chop so? No
ohhhh. Na fried rubber band
mixed with thread.

43 FACTS OF LIFE

1. Your shoes are the first thing
people subconsciously notice
about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11
hours a day, there's a 50%
chance you'll die within the next
3 years.
3. There are at least 6 people in
the world who look exactly like
you. There's a 9% chance that
you'll meet one of them in your
lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow
reduces back pain and keeps
your spine stronger.
5. A person's height is
determined by their father, and
their weight is determined by
their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls
asleep", You can almost always
"wake it up" by shaking your
head.
7. There are three things the
human brain cannot resist
noticing - food, attractive people
and danger.
8. Right-handed people tend to
chew food on their right side.
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym
bags or smelly shoes will absorb
the unpleasant odor.
10. According to Albert Einstein,
if honey bees were to disappear
from earth, humans would be
dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kinds of
apples, that if you ate a new one
every day, it would take over 20
years to try them all.
12. You can survive without
eating for weeks, but you will
only live 11 days without
sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are
healthier than those who don't.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills
just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity
to store 5 times as much
information as Wikipedia.
16. Our brain uses the same
amount of power as a 10-watt
light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat
in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of
water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest
cell and the sperm is the smallest
cell!!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is
strong enough to dissolve razor
blades!!
20. Take a 10-30 minute walk
every day & while you walk,
SMILE. It is the ultimate
antidepressant.
21. Sit in silence for at least 10
minutes each day.
22. When you wake up in the
morning, pray to ask God's
guidance for your purpose,
today.
23. Eat more foods that grow on
trees and plants and eat less
food that is manufactured in
plants.
24. Drink green tea and plenty of
water. Eat blueberries, broccoli,
and almonds.
25. Try to make at least three
people smile each day.
26. Don't waste your precious
energy on gossip, energy
vampires, issues of the past,
negative thoughts and things
you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive
present moment.
27. Eat breakfast like a king,
lunch like a prince and dinner
like a college kid with a maxed
out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still
good.
29. Life is too short to waste time
hating anyone. Forgive them for
everything.
30. Don't take yourself so
seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every
argument. Agree to disagree.
32. Make peace with your past so
it won't spoil the present.
33. Don't compare your life to
others. You have no idea what
their journey is all about.
34. No one is in charge of your
happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster
with these words: 'In five years,
will this matter?'
36. Help the needy, Be generous!
Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'
37. What other people think of
you is none of your business.
38. Time heals everything.
39. However good or bad a
situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of
you when you are sick. Your
friends will. Stay in touch.
41. Envy is a waste of time. You
already have all you need.
42. Each night before you go to
bed, pray to God and be thankful
for what you accomplished,
today. What if you woke up this
morning and only had what you
thanked God for yesterday?
DON'T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR
EVERYTHING.
43. Remember that you are too
blessed to be stressed.
Now: Think about forwarding
this to your friends to help them
live a happier and healthier life,
too!

Football statistics of Sergio Romero

Sergio Romero
2.67
Full Name:
Sergio Germán Romero
Nickname:
Chiquito
Date of Birth:
Feb 22, 1987 (Age 29)
Place of Birth:
B. de Irigoyen, Misiones
Nationality:
Argentina
Height:
192 cm.
Weight:
87 Kg.
Position:
Goalkeeper
Squad Number:
22
National Team Page:
Argentina
PLAYER RATING
Aerial Ability
7.0
Mistake Factor
6.0
Club Loyalty
6.5
Command of Box
7.0
Eccentricity
6.0
Foot Skills
6.5
Kicking
6.0
Penalty Saving
5.5
Positional Sense
6.5
Reflexes
7.0
Shot Stopping
7.0

Sergio Romero
Contract Expires:
Jan 7, 2018
Date
From
To
Amount
July 27, 2015
Sampdoria
Manchester United
Free Transfer
August 17, 2013
Sampdoria
AS Monaco
Loan
August 19, 2011
AZ Alkmaar

Football statistics of David de Gea

David de Gea
3.04
Full Name:
David de Gea Quintana
Date of Birth:
Nov 7, 1990 (Age 25)
Place of Birth:
Madrid
Nationality:
Spain
Height:
190 cm.
Weight:
77 Kg.
Position:
Goalkeeper
Squad Number:
1
National Team Page:
Spain
PLAYER RATING
Aerial Ability
6.0
Mistake Factor
5.0
Club Loyalty
7.0
Command of Box
6.0
Eccentricity
5.0
Foot Skills
5.5
Kicking
6.0
Penalty Saving
7.0
Positional Sense
6.5
Reflexes
7.5
Shot Stopping
7.0
TRANSFER ZONE UP CLOSE
David de Gea
Agent:
Héctor y Carlos Rincón
Contract Expires:
Jun 30, 2016
Date
From
To
Amount
June 29, 2011
Atletico Madrid
Manchester United
£18,000,000

Football statistics of Sam Johnstone

Sam Johnstone
Date of Birth:
Mar 25, 1993 (Age 23)
Place of Birth:
Preston
Nationality:
United Kingdom
Height:
193 cm.
Weight:
88 Kg.
Position:
Goalkeeper
Squad Number:
50

TRANSFER ZONE UP CLOSE
Sam Johnstone
Contract Expires:
Jan 31, 2016
Date
From
To
Amount
December 31, 2015
Manchester United

Football statistics of Luke Shaw

Luke Shaw
3.07
Date of Birth:
Jul 12, 1995 (Age 21)
Nationality:
England
Position:
Defender
Squad Number:
3

TRANSFER ZONE UP CLOSE
Luke Shaw
Date
From
To
Amount
June 27, 2014
Southampton
Manchester United
Undisclosed

Real Madrid is now the World’s highest earning club

Spanish giant, and 11-time European
champions, Real Madrid have
been confirmed as the World's
highest earning football club
after their latest rise in financial
figures. The club posted record
revenues over the course of
2015-16, with earnings rising
7.4 per cent to €620million.

A club statement read:
'Operating revenues for
the financial year
2015-16, without taking
into account capital gains
obtained as a result of
player transfers, have
topped €600million euros
for the first time. This
improvement in
profitability is due to an
increase in revenues
having subtracted
operating expenses and
provisions corresponding
to risks and
contingencies.'

Legendary Nollywood Actor Tunde Alabi Is Severely Sick And His Leg Might Soon Be Amputated In Lagos Hospital

For those who have been
watching TV since the days of
the Village Headmaster, the name
Tunde Alabi, will certainly ring a
bell, as he was one of the regular
characters in the now rested TV
series.
But the trending news on the old
thespian is that, he's laying
critically ill at the Lagos General
Hospital, with one of his leg set
for amputation in other to save
his life.
Mr Alabi, who is said to currently
have no home, money or
anybody to help him, except for
few colleagues like Paul Julius is
even on the verge of being
evicted from the hospital
because he has no money to
sustain his stay in the hospital
and for further treatment.
According to sources close to
him, the veteran actor has been
battling diabetes for years with
no treatment because of lack of
money. All efforts to seek for help
from different quarters have
proved abortive.
However, in the bid to save the
thespian life, actor and movie
director, Paul Julius and a few
others have decided to cry out
for help.
'If there's a better word to use in
the place of veteran, then that
should come for this old war
horse in the world of make
believe. Uncle Tunde Alabi has
been on the acting scene since
the glorious days of television
drama in Nigeria and he's today
one of the last remnants of that
octopus called The Village
Headmaster, a television drama
that was the in – thing in its days
on National Television. His role in
the now rested soap opera
'PALACE' produced by Ralph
Nwadike was one that viewers
will not forget in haste. This
thorough breed professional of
the old order who is equally at
home with the youngsters of
today, impacting knowledge and
valuable experience into them
whenever he has the opportunity
is currently down with ailment
which has put his right foot in
danger to the point of
amputation if urgent help is not
given. He's lying helplessly at the
General Hospital, Lagos waiting
to lose his right leg or even
worse. He has done his part by
putting smiles on the faces and
happiness to the lives of millions
home and abroad, it's our turn to
help him. Nothing is too small…HE
will appreciate your candid help.
Thanks and God bless

Talented comedian Basketmouth lost his mum

Talented comedian
Basketmouth has lost his
mum.
According to the comedian, her mum passed
away last night. The cause of her death is
yet to be disclosed.

Basketmouth said on his social media platform: "Last night my angel left
me, my first love stopped
breathing and it's the deepest
pain I've ever felt. I love you for
every sacrifice you made to make
me the man I am today, I've loved
you through the tough times. I've
loved you through happier days
and all I can say at this point is
that I will love you forever. I will
miss you mummy."
We extend our condolences to the
family of Okpocha over the loss
of dear one.

Shocking! Recession is turning many actors to Gigolos - Davidson Dike

Rising nollywood actor, Davidson
Dike is categorically saying the
economic situation of the
country is turning many actors into a gigolo or playboy.
"It's disturbing how many youths
have developed a penchant for
being 'playboys' and 'gigolos'. It's
disturbing! I tell you, even in
Nollywood. It's on the increase
lately especially with the ongoing
economy recession. The impact
of the current Nigerian economic
downturn on practitioners of the
Nigerian movie industry is
alarming."
"Many good looking actors have
turned into glorified gigolos
sleeping around with rich
women and many of these
women are married. Imagine
that.
"The excuse many of these fine
boys give is that 'boys must
survive na'. But what I'm trying to
say is that every lifestyle we
indulge in will sooner or later tell
on us. There is a repercussion for
everything.
"I am from a strong Christian
background. I can't compromise
my integrity for money. Think
about it. Importantly, I won't stop
insisting that actors should
diversify.
"Don't make yourself 'sex
hawkers', get industrious. That is
one thing i do. I have another
business I run. Our industry is
not the type that brings a
consistent income, so you just
must have a backup," he said

See How Kcee’s Younger Brother, E-Money makes all his Money

Money bag CEO of 5 Star Music,
Emeka Okonkwo AKA E-Money, is
known for his money spree
galore that has been rocking the
social media platforms of late.
Call him Mr. Flamboyant; E-Money
lives in a gold-furnished
mansion, owns fleets of cars and
has a lot of money to throw
around, even in the midst of the
current economy in Nigeria.
He has been so much in the
news for lavishing money,
especially during public events.
He was sighted
in a video footage showing his
latest upgraded style of using a
money gun spraying device. The
money rain took place at a
wedding reception of
professional football player and
Super Eagles member, Onazi
Ogenyi.
E-Money launched his money gun
in April, which helps him flaunt
his riches easily. The multi-
millionaire was first seen in his
common act at the Quilox
birthday party of Fuji icon, K1 D
Ultimate. The second time was at
the wedding reception of actor
Mike Ezuruonye's sister.
Surprisingly, other millionaires
such as Dangote, Adenuga and
Otedola, whose wealth have
been around for a longer time,
are yet to lavish money the way
the 5 Star boss does. This leaves
most people no option but to ask
'what does E-money do for a
living, aside managing 5 Star
Music'.
In 2014, Vanguard described
him as a billionaire, whose
business stretches from real
estate to the music industry.
There should be more to that, as
his extravagant lifestyle is second
to none.
First of all, Emeka Okonkwo was
born and raised in Ajegunle and
is the younger brother of pop
singer Kcee Limpopo. He is the
official sponsor of Kcee's music
career plus that of Harrysong and
Skiibii.
Emeka Okonkwo is also the head
of a shipping company called
Emmy Cargoes Nig. The company
was established in 1997 and was
formerly called Boris Nig. Ltd. He
is also into real estate as well as
oil and gas, as stated earlier.
Unlike his elder brother, E-Money
is married. He has three sons
with his wife, Juliet, whom he's
been married to for six-year
now.
According to him, he met Juliet in
2003 when he was still
struggling to make money and
she was just what he was
looking for – a God-fearing and
non-materialistic woman.
In a nutshell, we really can not
say for sure the secret of E-
Money's wealth or where the
bulk of it comes from. However,
we are aware that he has a lot of
money and is ever ready to
spend it.

Veteran Nollywood Actor, Elder Maya Dies of Liver Disease

Actor Yomi Fabiyi
broke the sad news last night that veteran Nollywood Actor, Elder
Maya is Dead.

The veteran
Nollywood actor, Martins
Njubuigbo, popularly known as
Elder Maya died months
after battling a liver-related
ailment.

32 seater bus manufactured by ex-Niger Delta agitators delivered to President Buhari

In order to show their appreciation for their orientation, 80 former
militants who graduated from the Innoson Kiara Academy in
Enugu on August, produced a 32-seater bus and delivered it to
President Buhari in honour of
his commitment to the Amnesty
Programme and the Niger Delta
Region.

About 50 children raped in Plateau State within the last four months

About 50 children have reportedly been
raped in
Plateau State in the past
four months alone, according
to a data released by
Plateau State Government:
"Our records show 50
recent cases of rape in
the state. This is just
within the last four
months or so," Mrs.
Rufina Gurumyen, state
commissioner for Women
Affairs told newsmen in
Jos, ahead of the launch
of the state initiative to
End Violence Against the
Children (EndVAC), later
this week. The initiative is
a national child protection
campaign funded by the
United Nations Children's
Fund (UNICEF).
"The last two cases are
just days away; one in Jos
involving a suspect who
raped a child of two
years, and another in
Langtan. In Langtan, the
suspect raped a disabled
child. The first one was
found to have raped a
child sometimes ago, but
the family decided to
conceal it. So this
particular one, a
neighbour reported to
the ministry for us to
track him and the family
to start the case."

English FA sack coach Sam Allardyce

The English football association
and coach Sam Allardyce had parted ways after the
manager was videoed agreeing
a £400,000 deal with under
cover reporters who posed as
agents from Far East. Sam Allardyce said in
a statement:
"Further to recent events,
The FA and I have
mutually agreed to part
company."It was a great
honour for me to be
appointed back in July
and I am deeply
disappointed at this
outcome.
"This afternoon, I met
with Greg Clarke and
Martin Glenn and offered
a sincere and
wholehearted apology for
my actions. "Although it
was made clear during
the recorded
conversations that any
proposed arrangements
would need The FA's full
approval, I recognise I
made some comments
which have caused
embarrassment. "As part
of today's meeting, I was
asked to clarify what I
said and the context in
which the conversations
took place. I have co-
operated fully in this
regard. "I also regret my
comments with regard to
other individuals."

Abramovich to fund Chelsea overhaul

Roman Abramovich is ready to improve his club by funding a major
overhaul at Chelsea
if results do not improve. Antoine
Griezmann and Antonio Rudiger
are targets, with the futures of
Branislav Ivanovic, Nemanja
Matic, Oscar and Cesc Fabregas in
doubt.

Ethiopian Housemaid Beheaded for Killing Employer’s Child

Saudi Arabia had beheaded an Ethiopian housemaid who was convicted for
killing the
child of her employer more than three years after the king approval.
The convict's
confessed that she killed the 6-years
–old girl with a knife as a
payback for the mal-treatment
given to her by the family in June
2013.
She has become the 199 person
to be executed this year in the
Kingdom.


Saudi Arabia has imposed death
penalty for murder, armed
robbery, banditry, rape, drug-
trafficking and witchcraft.

Saudi Arabia is the top executioners in the
world. In
Jan. 2, about 47 people were
beheaded among which was a
prominent Shiite cleric, on issues
that borders on terrorism.

Housemaid Beheaded for Killing Employer’s Child

The Interior Ministry said in a
statement that the execution
came after the king approved the
death sentence.
According to the convict's
confession, she killed the 6-years
–old girl with a knife as a
payback for the mal-treatment
given to her by the family in June
2013.
She has become the 199 person
to be executed this year in the
Kingdom.
Meanwhile Saudi Arabia stands
to be the top executioners in the
world. It was reported that on
Jan. 2, about 47 people were
beheaded among which was a
prominent Shiite cleric, on issues
that borders on terrorism.
Saudi Arabia has imposed death
penalty for murder, armed
robbery, banditry, rape, drug-
trafficking and witchcraft.
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What a woman really wants?

Young King Arthur was
ambushed and imprisoned by
the monarch of a neighbouring
kingdom.
The monarch could have killed
him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and ideals. So, the
monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could
answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, if
after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to
death.
The question was:
*What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex
even the most knowledgeable
man. And to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query. But,
since it was better than death, he
accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer
by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and
began to poll everyone: the
princess, the priests, the wise
men, and even the court jester.
He spoke with everyone, but no
one could give him a satisfactory
answer.
Many people advised him to
consult the old witch, for only
she would have the answer. But
the price would be high as the
witch was famous throughout
the kingdom for the exorbitant
prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived
and Arthur had no choice but to
talk to the witch. She agreed to
answer the question, but first he
would have to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry
Sir Lancelot, the most noble of
the Knights of the Round Table,
and Arthur's closest friend.
Young Arthur was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and
hideous, had only one tooth,
smelled like sewage, made
obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a
repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a
terrible burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the
proposal, spoke with Arthur. He
said nothing was too big of a
sacrifice compared to Arthur's
life. And the reservation of the
Round Table. Hence, a wedding
was proclaimed and the witch
answered.
Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be
in charge of her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom
instantly knew that the witch had
uttered a great truth, and that
Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was. The neighbouring
monarch granted Arthur his
freedom. And Lancelot and the
witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour
approached and, Lancelot,
steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight
awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he
had ever seen was sitting by the
bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked
what had happened. The beauty
replied that since he had been so
kind to her when she appeared
as a witch, she would henceforth
become her horrible and
deformed self only half the time,
and be the beautiful maiden the
other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She
asked him. "BEAUTIFUL during
the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the
predicament.
During the day, he could have a
beautiful woman to show off to
his friends, but at night, in the
privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a
hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman
for him to enjoy wondrous
moments with?
(If you are a man reading this)
What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading
this) What would YOUR MAN'S
choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given
below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice
first before you scroll down
below!
OKAY?
Knowing the answer the witch
gave to Arthur for his question,
Sir Lancelot said that he would
allow HER to make the choice
herself.
Upon hearing this, she
announced that she would be
beautiful all the time, because he
had respected her enough to let
her be in charge of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is 'witch' in every
woman, no matter how beautiful
she is.
2. If you don't let a woman have
her own way, things are going to
get ugly.
So, be careful how you treat a
woman and
remember:
IT IS EITHER "HER WAY"
OR IT IS (NO WAY) .

FOOTBALL STATISTICS OF PHIL JONES

Phil Jones
Full Name:
Philip Anthony Jones
Date of Birth:
Feb 21, 1992 (Age 24)
Place of Birth:
Preston
Nationality:
England
Height:
180 cm.
Weight:
70 Kg.
Position:
Defender
Squad Number:
4
PLAYER RATING
Mistake Factor
5.0
Club Loyalty
6.0
Discipline
6.0
Durability
7.0
Heading
7.0
Passing
6.5
Positioning
7.0
Shooting
4.0
Speed
5.5
Strength
7.0
Tackling
7.0
TRANSFER ZONE UP CLOSE
Phil Jones
Contract Expires:
Jun 30, 2016
Date
From
To
Amount
June 13, 2011
Blackburn Rovers
Manchester United
Undisclosed
July 1, 2009
Unattached
Blackburn Rovers
Undisclosed

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

Our Phones Wireless
Cooking - Fireless
Cars - Keyless
Food - Fatless
Tyres - Tubeless
Tools - Cordless
Dress - Sleeveless
Youth - Jobless
Leaders - Shameless
Relationships- Meaningless
Attitude - Careless
Wives - Fearless
Babies - Fatherless
Feelings - Heartless
Education - Valueless
Children - Mannerless
PARLIAMENT- CLUELESS
MASSES - HELPLESS
Everything is becoming LESS
but still our hope in God is -
Endless.
In fact I am Speechless
Because Salvation remains
Priceless!!
If u don't share this, I'm
wordless!

What Is mmm And How To Register For mmm

What is MMM and How Does it
Work?

MMM is an online platform designed to make sure that every of its members are financially free and okay. Is a donation program where those that have excess donated the money to those that need money  through a term known as 'PROVIDE HELP' by its members.
There is a 30% monthly mavro

I Will be idiotic to end my Relationship Because my man Cheated - Actress Bolaji Ogunmola

Taking a gander at the rate at which marriages have abruptly finished,
the movie star, while taking her
stand told Vanguard daily paper
that she can never end her
relationship if she got
her man cheating.

Bolaji clarified that instead of
ending the relationship, there are
better approaches to manage the man
rather than releasing him into the
hands of waiting mistresses.

In her words on how she will
handle her tricking partner, "I will
be doltish. There are
different approaches to rebuff a man. I
won't allow him to be
free."

NIGER DELTA MILITANTS FINANCED TO FIGHT MY GOVERNMENT-PRESIDENT BUHARI

President Buhari said that the Niger Delta militants are sponsored to
fight his government by people who have milked Nigeria dry and are
angry with his government.

President Buhari said
this while addressing a group
of Nigerians professionals who reside in the US.

"We got into trouble as a
country, because we did
not save for the rainy day.
For example, between
1999 and 2015, when we
produced an average of
2.1 million barrels of oil
per day, and oil prices
stood at an average of $
100 per barrel, we did
not save, neither did we
develop infrastructure.
Suddenly, when we came
in 2015, oil prices fell to
about 30 dollars per
barrel. I asked; where are
the savings? There were
none.
Where are the railways?
The roads? Power? None.
I further asked; what did
we do with billions of
dollars that we made over
the years? They said we
bought food. Food with
billions of dollars? I did
not believe, and still do
not believe. In most parts
of Nigeria, we eat what
we grow. People in the
South eat tubers, those in
the North eat grains,
which they plant, and
those constitute over 60
per cent of what we eat.
So, where did the billions
of dollars go? We did a lot
of damage to ourselves
by not developing
infrastructure when we
had the money. Talking of
our military, they earned
respect serving in places
like Burma, Zaire, Sudan,
Liberia, Sierra-Leone, and
then, suddenly, that same
military could no longer
secure 14 out of 774 local
governments in the
country. Insurgents had
seized them, calling them
some sort of caliphate,
and planting their flags
there; till we came, and
scattered them. We raised
the morale of our military,
changed the leadership,
re-equipped and
retrained them; USA,
Britain, and some other
countries helped us, and
today, the pride of our
military is restored"he
said
On Boko Haram, he said
"They ran riot, killing
innocent people in
churches, mosques,
markets, schools, motor
parks, and so on. And
they would then shout
Allahu Akbar. But if they
truly knew Allah, they
would not do such evil.
Neither Islam, nor any
other religion I know of,
advocates hurting the
innocent. But they shed
innocent blood, killed
people in their thousands.
Now, we have dealt with
that insurgency, and
subverted their
recruitment base. Those
who stole Nigeria dry are
not happy. They recruited
the militants against us in
the Niger Delta, and
began to sabotage oil
infrastructure. We lose
millions of barrels per
day, at a time when every
dollar we can earn,
counts. It is a disgrace
that a minimum of 27
states, out of 36 that we
have in Nigeria, can't pay
salaries. But I prayed so
hard for God to make me
President. I ran in 2003,
2007, 2011, and in 2015,
He did. And see what I
met on ground. But I
can't complain, since I
prayed for the job. In the
military, I rose from 2nd
Lieutenant to Major-
General. I was military
governor in 1975 over a
state that is now six
states. I was head of
state, got detained for
three years, and headed
the Petroleum Trust Fund
(PTF), which had N53
billion of that time in
Nigerian banks. God has
been very good to me, so
I can't complain. If I feel
hurt by anybody, I ask
God to help me forgive.
He has done so much for
me. After 16 years of a
different party in
government, no party will
come and have things
easy. It's human. We need
quality hands to run
Nigeria, and we will utilize
them. I will like to
welcome you home when
it's time. But I'll like you to
be ready."he said

Pharrel Williams and wife expecting second baby

American singer Pharrell Williams and wife Helen Lasichanh who got
married in October 2013, and already parents to 7 year old son Rocket
Ayer are expecting their
second child together.

Helen displayed her
baby bump on Thursday at the N°5 L'EAU party for Chanel in West Hollywood.

Buiding A Successful Entertainment blog With Social Medias

People love to be entertained. During the primitive times, kings,  queens, the rich and top officials often organise a gathering where they will be entertained together with their guests. Movie, music, comedy, jokes, dancing and other form of entertainmen

BARCELONA ARE THE BEST CLUB FOR MESSI – FABREGAS

Spain and Chelsea midfielder Cesc Fabregas was convinced that
Barcelona are "without
doubt" the best club for Lionel
Messi.
Fabregas and Messi played
together for three seasons at Barca from 2011 to 2014.
The midfielder strongly believed that Barca are the only club that can
care for Messi.
"Messi is the best in the world
without any doubt," Fabregas
told Cadena COPE.

"I think the club are the only club
in the world who can take care
of Messi. They have done so in
recent years.
"They have always taken care of
him. It's the best club for him."

12 Nigerian Celebrity Women Who Rise To Stardom Through Reality Shows

Reality TV shows have had positive impacts on the career, life and
success of some of Nigerian female celebrities.
Below is a list of top Nigerian celebrities who were not only
able to realize their dreams and
talents but ended up becoming
stars.
Omawumi came second at the
first edition of West African Idols
music competition after which
she released her first single 'In
The Music', which became an
instant hit and has won several
accolades over the course of her
music career.
Chidinma rose to stardom after
winning the third season of MTN
Project Fame West Africa. After
winning, she moved on to great
success in the music industry.
Tonto's acting journey began
after the maiden edition of the
movie reality show, The Next
Movie Star in 2006 where she
participated and came second.
Shortly after, Tonto began
getting calls from movie
producers.
Yemi's music career started with
an all-girl group called Noty
Spices in 2005 but became
widely popular after she won the
Peak Talent Show in 2009 and
later moved on to major success
in the Nigerian music industry.
Niniola wanted the world to hear
her voice and to also harness her
singing skills at the same time so
she applied for the MTN Project
Fame West Africa Competition
Season 6 edition in 2013 in
which she placed 4th position.
Monica auditioned for the fourth
edition of MTN Project Fame West
Africa in August 2011 which she
won after she made it past the
audition stage. This made her the
second female after Chidinma to
win the keenly contested
competition.
Amarachi auditioned for the
Nigeria's Got Talent competition
which she won. She released her
debut single titled "Amarachi
Dance" and also featured Phyno
in a song titled "Ova Sabi". The
songs have received massive air-
plays and positive reviews from
music critics.
Moyo Lawal was a contestant in
the Next Movie Star TV Reality
Show and even though she did
not win, went on to be one of
the most sought after actresses.
J'odie was one of the five finalists
at the first edition of West
African Idols music competition
after which she released her
wave making hit single "Kuchi
Kuchi" which became an instant
hit and has won her a couple of
awards.
Belinda made her first television
debut in the 2005 TV series
Shallow Waters after which she
took a break from the series to
feature in the reality show Next
Movie Star TV reality show in
which she finished 5th position.
Belinda has won several awards
over the course of her acting
career.
Tamar competed and won the
7th edition of the Next Movie Star
TV reality show. She moved on to
be one of the most sought after
Nollywood actresses.
Karen won the Big Brother Africa
Amplified edition in 2011 with a
prize money of $200,000. She is
the only female Nigerian who has
won the keenly competed reality
TV show till date.

Source:nigeriafilms.com

Arsenal to launch Benzema bid

Arsene Wenger has been tracking Real Madrid striker and France
international Karim Benzema for a while now. And despite Real Madrid's
transfer
ban, Arsenal are preparing to launch a bid
of £40 million for the Champions League winner.

Police Reportedly Kills Popular Blogger in Rivers State

In the name of carrying out a raid in Rivers state, policemen have
reportedly shot dead a
famous blogger, Chukwuebuka
Isidore Adieme.

Reports has it that the
blogger alongside his friends were outside their domain
at the point when the Police squad arrived
the area to make a raid.
On sighting the cops,
Chukwuebuka alongside others
took to their heels which made
the police shoot and
lamentably, he was hit by the
shot.

The Police fled the scene on seeing what has happened
while the blogger seeped to death.

Chukwuebuka's passing is coming
scarcely few days he celebrated his
mother who turned a year older.
He was the author of
Ghostmood Entertainment blog.

Sunny Ade's Music will Always be relevant…Atiku Abubakar

Former Nigeria vice President, Atiku Abubakar, has
showered encomium on talented music legend Sunny Ade saying the singer music is
one that will stand the test of time and for many
generations to enjoy.

The politician said, "From the 1960's
to date, Sunny Ade's music will
always be timeless. I wish the
King many happy returns as he
turns 70 today."

Caroline Danjuma Set to Compete With Her Husband Financially

Beautiful Nollywood actress,
Caroline Danjuma, does not want to settle for being a full time
housewife like some women as
she believes that being a business woman can help
strengthen the love in a home.
The actress is into
acting, managing her makeup
establishment and now eyeing venturing into the oil and gas
business. She want want to make her own billions. The pretty actress
has just enrolled at the HERIOT-
WATT UNIVERSITY, EDINBURGH
BUSINESS SCHOOL, and
advised her fans to focus on
what adds value to their lives
while allowing God to take
control of the remaining part.

Hunter Arrested After Animal he Shot Turned into Friend

One Ganiyu Abdullaral, a 33- year-old hunter has been remanded in jail
guardianship by
an Ado-Ekiti Magistrates' Court
for shooting a shrubbery pig that
professedly transformed into his
hunter friend
recognized as Iginla Oluwashina.

The denounced said he shot at a
shrubbery pig yet was shocked
at the point when the creature changed
into his companion and hunter after he has shot it.

Talking about the episode, the
Prosecutor in the case,Monica
Ikebulo said the bizarre occurrence
happened on September 9,2016,
at Iwaraji Camp in Efon Alaaye-
Ekiti.

He said that the accused
admitted that on the said date,
he had gone on the hunting
endeavor with eight of his hunting
associates for a group hunting while he shot at the creature with his
dane firearm.

The case was suspended till
November 11, for further notice.

Man Utd to make January Isco move

Manchester United are definately not playing well at the moment. The
Manchester club are planning to reinforce their squad and thus
preparing
a January bid for Real Madrid's
£25 million-rated midfielder Isco.

EDO STATE FAMILY DISOWNS A LESBIAN DAUGHTER BASED IN ITALY

A family in Benin City, Edo State, has publicly disowned one of their
daughters who is based in Italy over her alleged
involvement in lesbianism.

The family, Mr Mike
Omohe, told journalists of
their decision after a meeting of
senior members of the family
held at their family house in
Benin City.
He said,
"We have been fully
informed of our daughter's
shameful act of lesbianism.
We now know that true to
rumours we have had in the
past, she is now a lesbian.
"We also know of her
shameful relationship with
another girl. We want her to
know that she is no longer
acceptable in our family as a
daughter.
"She can no longer refer to
us as her family members
nor return to the family. As a
matter of fact, she cannot
even practice her shameful
act here in Nigeria as we will
report her to the authority
and make sure she is jailed.
"As a responsible people,
who puts premium on
African culture and tradition,
we disapprove of her act.
She is no longer qualify to be
associated with us as we
know that her unrepentant
act constitute sin to God and
man."

PASTOR DROWNED WHILE TRYING TO WALK ON WATER

A 35-year-old pastor in Gabon,
Franck Kabele, has reported died while
trying to take after Jesus in the
Bible. Reports claim
that Kabele told his congregation
that he was capable of
reenacting the same miracles of
Jesus Christ in the Bible. He then
decided to show his congregation and the world what his faith was
capable of doing through demonstration on
Gabon's beach in the capital city
of Libreville.
Using Matthew 14:22-33 as
reference, Kabele said that he
received a revelation which told
him that with enough faith he
could achieve what Jesus did
also. Eyewitnesses say that
Kabele took his congregation out
to the beach. He told them that
he would cross the Kombo
estuary by foot, which is normally
a 20-minute boat ride. Sadly by
the second step into the water,
Kabele found himself completely
submerged. He never returned.

BRAVO: I JOINED MANCITY TO ESCAPED BEING BENCHED AT BARCA

Manchester City goalkeeper, Bravo told Cadena SER
that, with Ter Stegen set to take
his place as Barca's number one
this season, he felt it was
time to move on.
"It was not me that was [first] at
Barca, it was Ter Stegen,
having started the season in the
Barcelona side as Ter Stegen
returned from injury.

"The club made me an offer to
renew but, seeing their plans, I
also made them understand my
position.
"I was very sincere, I did not
want to sit on the bench. It's not
my thing. And they understood.
"In Barcelona I always devoted
myself to doing my best, I always
felt the support."
Bravo insists that the
competition between him and Ter Stegenthe
did not lead to any form of strain
relationship.
"What appeared in the press –
that we had a bad relationship
and things were uncomfortable
at the end – was not true.
"It was never a problem, indeed,
we both always benefitted from
the competition."

Fans embarrassed 2Face with Condom

Amidst Burna boy's performance
at Star music trek Makurdi; Fans
threw what looked like a
balloon on stage.
While Burna boy caught it and
asked whom it was meant for, the audience simply said "2Baba",
followed by loud noise and laughter.

I Got Married to Bovi When he was Living in Uncompleted Building…Wife

The comedian's wife said she is so happy to have married the poor
turned rich comedian as they celebrate their seven year wedding
anniversary together. She said the commedian had
no cash and was living in an
uncompleted building when they got married.
In her words, "7 years together
and I have never had a reason to
regret accepting to be your wife.
You chased me with every word,
every conviction, every dream,
but shi shi you did not have. Oh I
remember your first car, a cherry
QQ it was smaller than a picanto,
and the uncompleted bunker
where we started life together
with our first baby I look back
now and smile giving God all the
glory, I am so glad I was a part of
your life at the time.
" All you had to give were your
words, your love & your dreams,
I saw a young wise man ( Ecc
4:13) with so much vision &
potentials thank God I never
doubted you for a minute, even
though most of them seemed
unrealistic at the time. (Of
because now I can say the truth )
You have never settled for less no
matter the situation. At the age
of 20, I prayed to God to give me
a husband just like my Father
Peter Asimonye. A sweet caring
man who cared not just for
himself, but for people (that is
you Bovi)."

Man City join Bailey race

Manchester City have joined the
race to sign Genk's teenage
striker Leon Bailey, with a host of
Spanish and Italian sides also
interested.

BOKO HARAM RELEASES NEW SALLAH VIDEO, THREATEN TO CAPTURE PRESIDENT BUHARI

In another video discharged by Boko Haram, the group has said they
were plotting to capture
President Muhammadu Buhari.

The footage, described in Hausa, is
said to have been shot
some place in Borno State, upper east Nigeria where the group has its based.

The video was posted on YouTube on Tuesday and the
bunch said it was utilizing it to
convey message that it remained a solid power.

The group's leader, Abubakar Shekau, did not show up in the
video.

In the video, which was recorded
in composite to filmed two Eid
grounds, the group expressed its
ability to proceed with its jihad
against the Nigerian state and called President Buhari an unbeliever
and undermined to capture him.

"This is our eid petition from us
and, by the backing of our leader
Imam Abubakar Al-Shekau. We are extending our greating to our kin and warriors.

"Message to the unbelievers and the
leader of the whole unbelievers (kafir)
who is the President of Nigeria,
Muhammadu Buhari, that he should know we are extremely solid and
benefitingly exceptionally.

"By the will of Allah under the
initiative of our leader (Shekau)
will capture Buhari with our hands," the group said.

The new video likewise comes a couple days after Boko Haram purportedly
shown eagerness for a detainee swap with the Nigerian
government keeping in mind the end goal to discharge
the hijacked Chibok girls, a
move the national government
has said it will consider.

Femi Branch Blast Nigerian Entertainers for Misleading Zuckerberg

Nollywood artist,
Femi Branch, has came out to address the mistake done by a few
artistes for deluding facebook author, Mark
Zuckerberg, when he came to Nigeria.

Mark was in Nigeria where he
met with some Nigerian superstars like Yemi Alade,
Basketmouth and others and
instead of becoming more acquainted with
them well, the celebs introduced themselves to him as Nollywood stars.

Femi who was not content with
the advancement particularly after
watching video done by Mark
himself making reference to
those celebs as Nollywood
artistes, took out time to vent his
outrage.
"Was really pissed off at the way
we misrepresent ourselves to
foreigners sometimes. Imagine
this fellow saying "Here we have
all the major Artistes"?????
Seriously?!?! These are all the
major stars in Nollywood?!?! And
are Yemi Alade, Chidinma,
Basketmouth and Co Nollywood
Artistes?!?! This is really idiotic to
say the least!!!" he said.

Isa Aliyu Drives his Wooden Car for 3hrs to Abuja

There are extraordinary possibilities in Nigeria just if the legislature,
private divisions and people could come around to offer assistance to
develop these gifts and turn
them to reality which thusly will develop the economy.

Keep in mind, Isa Aliyu of Bida,
Niger State, who stood out as truly newsworthy with his wooden car a few
months back, well, he has put his
auto to great use by driving it for
3 hours.

As per a photograph journalist,
Femi Ipaye, who hooked up with the chap, he said Isa drove the car
for three hours to the equitable finished up proudly Nigeria Expo
2016.

Aliyu drove the car, which he built for 2 years with motor cycle
engine from Bida to Abuja, yet pointed
out that the main challenge he
had was the auto over
heating.

TOTTENHAM SET ENGLISH RECORD DURING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CLASH WITH MONACO

Tottenham set a new record at
their temporary home of Wembley, although they are still
some way off the British record,
which was set nearly 50 years
ago.
Tottenham set a new English
record when they faced Monaco
in the Champions League on
Wednesday, with their gate of
85,011 the biggest ever for a
home side playing a club match
in the country.
Spurs have moved from White
Hart Lane to Wembley to allow
them such bumper attendances
in the Champions League ahead
of a lengthier move to the English
national stadium next season
while their regular ground is
redeveloped.
The previous mark was set by
Manchester City, when they
hosted Stoke City in an FA Cup
6th round clash at Maine Road
on March 3, 1934, which
attracted 84,467 spectators.
Spurs' mark, however, is some
distance off the British record,
which was set by Celtic, when
136,505 watched them win 2-1
against Leeds United in a
European Cup semi-final second-
leg clash in 1970.

Joke:Mark Zuckerberg still introduces himself as Mark

Mark Zuckerberg still
introduces himself as Mark to
people he is meeting for the
first time.
A Nigerian might have changed
his name to Chief Engr Mark
Whatsapp Zuckerberg, Eze
Gburugburu of Facebook,
Balogun of instagram, Oluwo
of Whatsapp, Ichie Eze Nnunu
World wide,Ozopuru ili ego 1
of social media..

SCHOLES: EVERYONE IS EXPECTING BLIND TO FAIL

Manchester United legendary player Paul Scholes has praised Blind's
performances alongside new
signing Eric Bailly but feels it is
only a matter of time before
opposition players take
advantage of the Netherland
international's small
stature compared to other players playing his position.

Scholes is quoted as
saying by the Manchester
Evening News:
"Blind is a better defensive
midfielder for United than he is a
centre-back, but he's been an
excellent partner for Eric Bailly so
far this season, hence why Chris
Smalling is not in the team at the
moment."
"Yet, he's not won everybody
over yet. Why? Because he's
physically limited in the Premier
League and people are expecting
him to be found at some point. I
suppose I still am, and against
City he was found wanting
against a dynamic Kevin de
Bruyne. I would rather see
Smalling partner Bailly in the
long-term.""

Jaden Smith Plans On Taking Off Manhood! On 18th Birthday

Hollywood actor Jaden Smith and son of American super actor and
singer, Will Smith has made a shocking public
announcement via his social media.
The teenager revealed via his
social media account recently
that on his 18th birthday he
would be undergoing a surgery that will make him penniless.
Jaden who is also planning to drop 'N' from his
name, and bear Jade
instead of Jaden, said: "I've been
wanting to do this since 13, but
once I'm legally able to control
my own finances I can make my
pen!sless dreams come true."

Joke/comedy: Better to be an illiterate than a half illiterate!

A Polish man moved to the USA
and married an American lady.
Although his english wasn't
perfect they got along very well.
One day he rushed to a solicitor
and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him. The
solicitor said that getting a
divorce would depend on
circumstances and asked him the
following questions:
Have u any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice
little home
No, i mean what is the
foundation of this case
It made of concrete
I dont think u understand. Does
either of u have a real grudge
No, we have a carport and not
need one
I mean what are ur relations like
All my relations are in Poland
Is there any infidelity in ur
marriage
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a
good DVD player
Does ur wife beat u up
No i always up before her
Is ur wife a nagger
No she white
Why do u want this divorce
She going to kill me
What makes u think that
I got proof
What kind of proof
She going to poison me
She bought a bottle at drug store
and put on shelf in bathroom. I
can read English well and it say:
POLISH REMOVER!!!!!

Joke/comedy: Guys stop calling your boo Names of Cheap things

Guys stop calling your boo
Names of Cheap things like;
my sweet, Honey, Sugar,
Chocolate...etc. All those cost
less than N20 it makes them
look cheap... call names like my
bag of rice, my fresh vegetable
oil, My bag of Cement, my
fuel.....you know...
Let them know they are
expensive.

NEW SCAM ALERT!!! PLS HELP US SPREAD THIS FAST IT MAY SAVE UR FRIENDS OR FAMILY, SO REBROADCAST..

Please be aware that
fraudsters have
developed new soft
ware & devised a new
means of defrauding
people, as the former
trick of sending an SMS
telling you that your
ATM has been
deactivated due to
system upgrade or BVN
issues, is no longer
working well for them
because people are very
aware of that trick
now.
Their new trick now is
to send you an email
supposedly to have
been sent by your bank
email service informing
you that you have been
debited N7,000 as
subscription fee for d
bank's monthly digest
magazine and the
charge will continue
every month.. To
unsubscribe and cancel
that deduction monthly
from your account you
should click here (a link
is given there).
Once you click the link it
will open up a page
where you will be asked
to supply your bank
details including ATM
information, that is
now the info they need
to enable them access
and clear your account.
Please remember:
DO NOT REPLY SUCH
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Parents Can’t Afford Christian Schools Built With Their Tithes…Prince Eke

Nollywood actor, Prince Eke,
has came out to bemoaned the
high school fees charged by
Christian schools.

The actor was worried that people
attend these churches and pay
tithes with other donations yet
the common man who are members and non-members cannot afford
to send their child to such
schools due to the high school fees.

Eke argued that
these Christian churches preached that their poor members should be
expecting heavenly blessing after paying tithes and donations but
denied them of earthly blessings like given their children opportunity
to go to the school built with their tithes either for free or through
low school fees.

Eke said, "How can a church
own a school and the poor can't
attend it? How can you be
teaching people how they can
make it to the kingdom of God
when they can't enter your own
earthly 'kingdom', built with
people's tithes and donations?
How can Christian schools be the
most expensive schools in
Nigeria now? How can one relate
this to the term "Christianity"
with regards to the "Early
Christian Community
"Note: Most of the good people
in the world now have nothing
to do with christianity, just like
most Christians are far from it
too. Another academic session,
and parents are paying through
their noses to send the kids back
to school. A word will always be
enough for the wise!"

WHY APC IS STRONGER THAN PDP

WHY APC IS STRONGER THAN PDP...
laughs but erm, e get as e be ...
1. It took PDP 16 years to make a
dollar = N197,
but it took APC just 1 year to
make a dollar
N405.
2. They said It took PDP 16 years
to destroy Nigeria, but it
took APC just 1 year to massacre,
dismantle, kill
and bury Nigeria. ...
3. It took PDP 16 years to make
fuel price N87/
litre, kerosene at N100/litre and
diesel at N115/
litre. But it took APC 1 year to
make petrol N145/litre,
kerosene at N210/litre and diesel
at N300/litre.
4. It took PDP 16 years to make
Nigeria corrupt,
but it took APC just 1 year to
make Nigeria
Fantastically corrupt.
5. It took PDP 16 years to
stabilize the price of rice at
N7,000 per bag, but took APC 1
year to project it
to N18,000 per bag.
6. It took Jonathan 5yrs to travel
to 15 countries,
but it took Buhari 1 year to travel
to 30 countries.
7. It took PDP (Jonathan) 5years
to domesticate agricultural
products with huge exports but
it took APC one year to import
grasses from Brazil and nothing
more.
7. It took PDP 16years to apply
resounding
economic policies that made
banks grow, but
took APC 1 year to apply policies
which they beg
banks not to sack more staff.
CONCLUSIVELY; I am beginning to
think that
while PDP is better in
administration, APC is
better in opposition, that's why
APC is still
campaigning, blaming, promising
and playing
opposition party despite being
the.. Ruling party
after one year

Top 10 Fastest Footballers In The World 2016

Currently Active
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FOOTBALLER
TOP SPEED
1
Antonio Valencia (Manchester
United)
35.2 km/h
2
Raheem Sterling (Liverpool)
35.1 km/h
3
Gareth Bale (Real Madrid)
34.7 km/h
4
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
34.3 km/h
5
Arjan Robben (Bayern Munich)
33.9 km/h
6
Aaron Lennon (Everton)
33.8 km/h
7
Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid)
33.6 km/h
8
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
33.3 kh/h
9
Ross Barkley (Everton)
32.8 km/h
10
Lionel Messi (Barcelona)
32.5 km/h

COUPLE WITH 13 SONS SAY THEY WON’T STOP TRYING UNTIL THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER

Irineu Cruz and wife Jucicleide
Silva have been trying for a little
girl for almost 20 years and
they've only managed to add
more boys to the family.
The couple have a brood ranging
from one month to 18-years-old
– but the couple say they won't
stop trying until a girl arrives.
During Jucicleide Silva's first
pregnancy, the couple agreed
that the dad would name the
boys and Mum, the girls. But the
couple has since christened all 13
boys after famous footballers, all
beginning with the letter R.
The family, who live in Concei ao
de Coit , Brazil, hoped their
thirteenth child would be a
game-changer but instead the
midwife announced it was yet
another boy.
Irineu who is a 40 year old
farmer said:
"I've always admired players
like Rivaldo, Roberto Carlos,
Ronaldinho and Robinho, all
the best footballers seemed
to have a name beginning
with R, so as more and more
boys came along, I decided
to celebrate South American
football by naming my sons
after the players I liked."
The family's newest addition has
been christened Ronaldo after
the former Brazil star.
Little Ronaldo joins brothers
Robson (18), Reinan (17), Rauan
(15), Rubens (14), Rivaldo (13),
Ruan (12), Ramon (10), Rincon
(9), Riquelme (7), Ramires (5),
Railson (3) and Rafael (2).
Culled from MirrorUK

Joke/comedy: "Halleluyaaah!"

Mumuni entered a mosque
carrying a brand new cutlass and
asked: "who is a Muslim here?"
The whole mosque went as silent
as a grave yard.
Mumuni asked again "how can a
full mosque have no Muslim?".
No one replied.
Mumuni then grabbed the
nearby young man and went out
with him and told him "son come
help me kill my goat bcos i don't
know how to
do it".
After the young man had killed
the goat, he told Mumuni that he
didn't know how to skin it and
that Mumuni should go back to
the mosque and get someone
else to help him do that.
Mumuni returned to the mosque
with the cutlass dripping with
blood. When the IMAM saw the
same man again in the mosque
with blood dripping from his
cutlass, he immediately shouted
"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE
THE LOOORD OOOOO!"
The whole mosque responded:
"Halleluyaaah!"

UNIVERSITY LADY CRIES OUT , LECTURER SHE SLEPT WITH FOR GOOD GRADES STILL WENT AHEAD TO FAIL HER

A Facebook user, Judith Juahla, reportedly
shared on her page that a female undergraduate slept with
her lecturer hoping to get an A,
but was shocked when she saw
an E because as she said, she
didn't fulfill the man's sexual
desires.
Reports have it that she is an
electrical engineering student at
University of Nairobi and the
lecturer was identified as Dr.
Kiogora.

JAMB Gives Deadline for 2016/2017 Admission for all Institutions

The Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the final deadline
for the 2016/2017 academic
session admission exercise. The deadline date is Wednesday, 30th November, 2016.

The information was released in a statement issued by the
JAMB Registrar, Prof. Is-haq
Oloyede during the technical
meeting on 2016 admissions to
first choice institutions at Bayero
University Kano (BUK).

The statement goes: "The Senate or Academic Board
of each institution has the
prerogative of admitting
candidates to their respective
institutions subject.
"Of course, only to national
policies which include guidelines
stipulated by the proprietors of
the institutions, 60:40 (Science/
Art) ratio for Conventional
Universities, 80:20 (Science/Art)
ratio for Non-Conventional
Universities, 70:30 (Technology/
Non-Technology) ratio for
National Diploma Awarding
Institutions.
"Use of 2016 JAMB UTME results
printouts for all candidates who
scored 180 and above, among
others," he added.

Nollywood Monalisa Chinda Thanks Friends who Travelled to Greece for her Wedding

Nollywood actress, Monalisa
Chinda, few days back in Greece, had a blissful
wedding with her man, Victor
Coker, and that will surely remains a
memorable day in her life.

The actress appreciated all those that have supported their marriage
one way or the other.
She
wrote, "Monalisa Chinda and
Victor Coker, September 1st
2016, the day the Lord
completed the good work He
started. Glory be to God, to you
my beloved fans, family,
colleagues and friends. Thank
you all for your prayers, your
good will messages. We
appreciate them all.
"To our families, friends and
colleagues who were able to
make it to Santorini, Greece to
witness the occasion, we thank
the Almighty for journey mercies
as God was fully involved.
"Having people travelling Miles
from their various destinations
to attend our wedding, may the
good Lord bless you all
abundantly from this day
onwards in Jesus Name amen.
For those who couldn't make it
but has been supportive
throughout, we say thanks as
well. We know you would have
given your all to be part of this.
Thanks again and God bless you
all!"

Bad Boy Entertainment in a Reunion tour

CEO of Bad Boy Entertainment Puff Daddy and his crew who are still
alive organized a Reunion
tour. They performed at the Madison Square
Gardens in New York city on
Sunday 4/9/16. On stage
were Lil Kim, Faith Evans, Puff Daddy,
Mase, French Montana, Total,
The Lox, 112 and a host of
others.

I must tell you that Puff Daddy is the current richest entertainer
with over $700m estimated wealth. And late Bad Boy rapper Notorious
B.I.G also known as 'word smith' is 'arguably' the best rapper of all
time

“HOM*SEXUALITY IS NOT EVIL” – CHARLY BOY

Controversial musician and media personality, Charly Boy said to him
hom*sexuality is not evil and that the evil ones are our heartless and
corrupt politicians.
He wrote on his website,
"Judge Not.
Recently, there was this
trending story of an
American who married his
Nigerian gay partner, David
Shoen-Ukre, in New York on
July 30, who accused
Nigerian bloggers, of
causing the couple harm by
publishing their stories
without permission.
The rain of curses/abuse,
and the terrible judgemental
comments that ensued after
the story broke, was
incredible. Many concluded
that the couples were Evil. I
have never seen hate and
ignorance come so alive in
words.
While I cannot speak louder
than the stupidity of other
people who will disagree
with me on this, NO, being
gay is not Evil!!
A man marrying a man
maybe a hard pill for a lot of
us to digest, but the world
has changed even since I
took a dump this morning.
Don't judge others simply
because they sin differently
than you. Every aspect of
humans are diverse. Skin
color, tribal marks/culture,
height/weight, religious
beliefs/tastes, everyone
thinks differently and are
different. We see what we
see from where we stand.
What is Evil to me, are the
men in Agbada/Uniform
who sold are country, our
future and rendered most of
us hopeless, future less,
obnoxiously poor in a land
filled with plenty. They are
the VERY EVIL ONE's, and we
are feeling the effect of their
EVIL."

Comedy: Nigeria performance 2016 Olympics

Small time Ijaw men go jump
enter water like fish, See
swimming for Olympics, ZERO
medal for Nigeria.
Igbo man go dey tumble for
Atilogwu, see gymnastics for
Olympics, no entry.
Hausa man go enter boat dey
shout Argungu Fishing Festival,
See Rowing at the Olympics, ZERO
medal for Nigeria.
Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow
from 1km kill anyone wey wan
steal dem cow, Olympics reach,
make dem go do Archery dem no
gree show face.
Yoruba man will remove clothes,
wrist watch and pant to fight at
Ojuelegba. See boxing at the
Olympics, zero medal.
The one wey vex me pass na
Warri people.
Warri man go say Warri no dey
carry last......wetin Blessing
Okagbare, our own Warri girl
carry for 100m Olympic finals?
No be last..?
I taya 4 Naija sef. Una well done
Is dat tru?
Thank God for d likes of
Adekunle *Gold* and Joke
*Silver* for topping d medals
table in Nideria though.

"My leader is a powerful herbalist. He knows when you have money on you" -Armed robbery suspect

A robbery suspect disclosed that his gang leader is a very
powerful herbalist who knows when you have money on you. He narrated
how they robbed one innocent man along Okota
Road of his Two Hundred
Thousand Naira (N200,000.00) via 'juju'.
"My gang leader is a very
powerful herbalist. He
knows when you have
money on you. The first
day I followed him to rob
was a day when we went
to Okota Road. On getting
there, he saw one man
along Okota Road, and he
pointed at the man and
told me the man had
money on him…. We
moved closer to the man
and he recited some
incantations, and to my
surprise, that man
handed over his money,
about Two Hundred
Thousand Naira, to us.
Out of that money, he
gave me just Eleven
Thousand Naira (N11,
000.00)," he added.

TV gal, Vimbai loses elder sister Belinda in car crash

Former BBA star and TV gal,
Vimbai, lost her elder sister
Belinda Mutinhiri
yesterday September 3rd.
Belinda reportedly died in a car crash
along the Borrowdale Road in
Harare, the Zimbabwean capital
after drinking cocktails at News
Cafe Fife Ave.

Mourning her death, Vimbai
shared a family picture with
Belinda in it and wrote
"The 3 Musketeers. God
knows best. The darkest
day of my life. I don't
know if I can ever
accept."

APC Government is Looking for Oil, Nigerians are Suffering…Orezi

Popular hiphop singer Orezi has boldly come out
to challenge the government for the economic hardship experiencing by Nigerians.
Orezi posted, "OH MY
COUNTRY NIGERIA, THINGS ARE
GOING TO BE BETTER NA WETIN
WE DEY HEAR SINCE OOOO , I do
pray it gets better ooooo
because right now it's not
looking so at all Aero is
technically bankrupt and has
stopped operations. First Nation
quietly shut down also. Even our
own "MADE IN NIGERIA" Innoson
Motors is shutting down
production over FX issues.
"South Africa is gradually taking
over Nigeria as Africa's biggest
economy and Uganda is
consistently attracting the most
direct foreign investment in
Africa since 2012. What are we
doing, channeling efforts
towards exploration for oil in the
North forgetting exploration was
on for 50 years before
commercial discovery in the
Niger Delta, giving the already
scares Forex to pilgrims and
depriving businesses and SME'S
and using federal legislation to
allocate expanse of lands in form
of grazing reserves to individuals
who don't even pay tax!!!!
"WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR
NIGERIA , THE HARDSHIP IS
BECOMING UNBEARABLE , PEOPLE
ARE FINDING IT VERY DIFFICULT
TO FEED WELL THESE DAYS
EVERYTHING IS CONTINIOUSLY ON
THE RISE EXCEPT FOR SALARIES
AND WAGES . GOD DEY LETS
CONTINUE TO PRAY MA PEOPLE."

FG says US congressman, Tom Marino comments against Buhari are out of reality

The Minister said by asking the
US to refrain from selling
warplanes and other military
equipment to Nigeria based on
a faulty premise, the
Congressman has
demonstrated a poor
understanding of global
security issues.
''Insecurity anywhere is
insecurity everywhere.
Had Congressman Marino
understood this, he
would not have made the
kind of call he made
concerning the US
security assistance to
Nigeria. The Boko Haram
insurgency that Nigeria
has decisively dealt with
under President
Muhammadu Buhari is
not just a Nigerian
problem but a regional
and international crisis,''
he said.
Lai said Congressman Marino
definitely did not have Nigeria
in mind when he wrote that the
US should withhold security
assistance to Nigeria until
President Buhari 'demonstrates
a commitment to inclusive
government and the most basic
tenets of democracy: freedom
to assemble and freedom of
speech'.
''An Administration that
operates purely on the
basis of respect for the
rule of law and a strict
adherence to
constitutional order is not
one to deny the citizens
of their constitutionally-
guaranteed rights. This
Administration therefore
does not need the
goading of Congressman
Marino or anyone for that
matter to do what is
right. Concerning running
an inclusive government,
had Congressman Marino
done his home work
before dispatching his
letter, he would have
realized that no part of
the country is left out in
the distribution of
political appointments, for
example, or in the
appointment of Ministers,
which was done in
accordance with the
Constitution that
mandates that the
President must appoint at
least one minister from
each of the 36 states and
the Federal Capital
Territory. Had the
Congressman sought
information from credible
sources before engaging
in a flight of fancy, he
would have been
presented with a
comprehensive
information on the
appointment of CEOs for
Federal Government's
parastatals, agencies and
commissions that shows
that the appoints were
almost evenly matched
along the line of the six
geo-political zones in the
country: With the North
West having 51, North
Central 46, North East 45,
South East 41, South West
45 and South South 45,''
he said. ''The
Congressman may wish
to note that each geo-
political zone comprises 6
states, with the exception
of North West (7) and
South East (5).''
The Minister described
Congressman Marino's
description of the
Administration's anti-
corruption efforts as 'selective'
as a tired argument that clearly
shows that the US lawmaker
must have appended his
signature to someone's
concocted line.
''That line was invented
by those seeking to cause
an unnecessary
distraction from the
Administration's anti-
corruption efforts, and it
has been roundly
rejected. Congressman
Marino's decision to
exhume the dead
postulation without an
iota of proof is a
reflection of whose side
he has taken in the
ongoing efforts to rid
Nigeria of corrupt
elements. Needless to say
that the anti-corruption
battle will continue
unhindered, irrespective
of whose ox is gored.
And in this fight, only the
guilty needs be afraid,'' he
said.

From Funke Akindele Jenifa Timeline...... PLS DONT IGNORE

"You all know i, Funke Akindele
Jenifa has been
Married for a while now without
any issue.
some have even laughed at me,
insulted me, judged me without
knowing the pains i go through.
i put up every effort in
entertaining my fans and
Nigerians at large, i made you
laugh and some would even say
I've inspired them in one way or
the other.
Now I'm In another Man's house.
Pls Always Put me In Your
Prayers. i pray this year 2016 will
not pass me by. i will not only
give birth, but i will give birth
safe and sound
As You write AMEN to this prayer,
May God Answer all your hidden
prayers.
Pls why not write Amen?
Why not share this posts for
others to say amen?
Your AMEN is so powerful. Type
Amen on my behalf.
Even when i'm not happy, i still
put up a smile face. just for you
my lovers, my fans. i love you
all."

Charly Boy explained picture of him and Denrele kissing on the lips

Five years ago, Denrele
and Charly Boy were in the news for a negative reason due to a picture
of the two
kissing on the lips which surfaced and went viral online.


Charley who recently said being gay is not a crimed explained the photo:
"We were shooting a film of two
different generations with
similarities. Later that evening,
we were posing for shots like
father and son. Jokingly, he
planted a kiss on my lips and that
was it. Before, we knew what
was happening, the picture was
everywhere."

A Kenya man penis is 10 times bigger than normal

According to sun.co.uk
, a strange disease has caused
the penis of a 20-year-old
Kenyan man, Sorence Owiti
Opiyo, to increase to at least
ten times the average size of normal penis.
The health condition of Sorence
means that he cannot have sex
or even have children.

Joke/comedy: NIGERIANS FUNNIEST ABROAD

Nigerian guy living in Sweden
smartly married a Swedish Lady,
so as to be legally certified with
resident permit.
However, the lady was not aware
of this.
He lied to the Lady that he is from
Kenya because of the bad
reputation of Nigerians in that
part of Sweden..
After their wedding, the Lady
informed him that she met her
friend who is also married to a
Kenyan & would like them to
have diner together one day.
The Naija guy was disturbed &
kept thinking how to get out of
this?
He postponed & postponed the
diner until he got tired of
postponing.
Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat
down in a restaurant. Our Naija
guy was quiet & was sweating
profusely in spite of the cold
atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The Ladies asked their husbands
to communicate in their local
dialect since they are both from
same Country (Kenya)
The Naija guy being a man
of great savvy decided he will
just speak Yoruba, if the other
guy didn't understand, he will
claim that he is from another
tribe & region in Kenya.
Then he started... Joo, Ore mi, ki
ni oruko e? Omo ibo ni e? The
other Kenyan looked up &
replied... Ah, Omo Iya mi, waa
sere joo. Ade loruko mi. Omo
Isale Eko ni mi!
They shook hands & embraced
each other to the admiration of
the Ladies.
Yorubas no dey carry last O!
Laugh wan kill me

Joke/comedy: angry husband and mother-in-law

Angry husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law " your product (daughter)
not cooking food properly."

Smart mother-in-law replied:
" product sold...warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible."

This country is better off with Lagos than with the Niger Delta -Muhammadu Sanusi II

The Lagos story is a story of
what Nigeria can do with itself –
transparency, consistency,
regulations. That's why today
Lagos state is 30% Nigerian non-
oil GDP, and Lagos can do
without oil. This country is better
off with Lagos than with the
Niger Delta. Let's not make that
mistake. We should be together
as a country.
Every part of the country is
important. But, let us not be so
obsessed by a resource, because
we have had the commodity
driven model, and we are blind
to the potentials of an alternative
model. Lagos doesn't need oil.
What is oil anyway? It is a raw
material. You don't drink it. You
need it to move your vehicles.
Now, you have electricity. You
need it to fill your generator.
Now you have solar power, and
biomass. The future of oil is not
there. So, those few people who
are trying to break up this
country over oil, after sometime
that oil will be worthless. -
Muhammadu Sanusi iI

I DO NOT REGRETS MARRYING 2FACE IDIBIA’S BABY MAMA – PASTOR ADEOYE

Pastor David Adeoye who is the
founder of Royalty Christian
Centre is the man that married Sunmbo
Adeoye who gave birth to 2face
Idibia's first two children before
their breakup in 2009.
Pastor Adeoye narrated how his relationship with Sumbo started:
"When we lost my late first wife
whom everybody called mama,
there was noise but it was
sympathisers' noise; but when I
started dating Sunmbo, the noise
changed to something else. It
was horrible. Because I had a
strong conviction in me that she
was my wife, I did not care.
People would call me almost
every time to ask if I had seen
what had been written about her
in one magazine or newspaper.
People feared that dating her
and eventually getting married to
her would destroy the church
because worshippers had
started to leave the church.
"While I was battling this in my
heart, I stumbled on a video of
Joyce Meyer and that was how I
got to know that she was a
single mother who was in an
abusive marriage before she met
and married David Meyer, who
had never been married before
he met her. As soon as I watched
that video, an inner voice told me
that the way Joyce Meyer
commended her husband is the
same way the world would
commend me by the time I am
done with Sunmbo. We have
been married for three years and
I don't regret getting married to
her. Most of the people who
kicked against me marrying her
have come back to apologise.
"Many people do not know that I
have known Sunmbo as far back
as 1998. She is a music minister
and I had a brother who had a
gospel rap group. She was the
only girl among them. When she
finished singing one fateful day,
even my late wife commended
her singing prowess. I never
thought that we would one day
get married. In fact, she was
close to my late wife such that
when she fell from faith during
her dark days, my late wife
played a major role in her
restoration.
"Unknown to most people, her
past experiences became my
greatest attraction. You can
hardly find a man of God who
married a single mother; most
men of God married a virgin.
Every time, the body of Christ in
Nigeria preaches 2 Corithians
5:17 but do not believe it. I saw
people run away from me
because they felt I had embarked
on a risky journey when I started
dating Sunmbo."

Rapper MI Abaga: Tuface Idibia would forever be a legend

Tuface Idibia is surely one of the greatest singers Nigeria, Africa
and the world as ever produced. He has many fans among which Nigerian
super Rapper, MI Abaga is. The rapper said Tuface Idibia would forever
be a legend and would be
remembered for decades.

MI Abaga said: "When you think of

Nigerian music 100 years from
now, there are a few names you
will have to mention. And by now
we can all agree it's them and I
think that one person that we're
sure of from our generation, I
think there are many amazing
musicians. But the person that
we're sure of, even if he never
says one more thing or makes
another song that has to be in
the top three of all time is 2face
Idibia."

Lesson from a man who died at Onigbongbo bus stop

There was a viral photo today on
the social media depicting a man
who died at onigbongbo bus
stop Maryland. Story behind the
pix of the dead man goes thus...
"A danfo brush his car, and this
man left his car, remove his
shoes and ran after the danfo, he
try to hold the bus but the
conductor push him away and
another danfo coming hit him on
his head and that was the end."
This I can relate to the 2
scenarios below:
Scenario 1:
Two men were involved in a road
rage in the ever busy Nyanya
road in Abuja. One brushed the
other's car without intention and
without knowing.
The fellow whose car was
brushed pursued the other
fellow, blocked him, came out of
his car with his wheel spanner
and commenced to break the
head lamp of the other fellow.
The other man refused to come
out of his car, allowed the man in
utter rage to satisfy himself and
drove off. It cost N100,000.00 for
him to fix his head lamp...but he
is still alive.
Scenario 2:
A staff of the National Assembly,
in an attempt to avoid knocking
down an Okada rider who was
driving against the traffic,
rammed his car into a stationary
vehicle.
He came out of his car and
engaged the cyclist in a hot
argument. Unknown to him the
cyclist was armed with a knife,
with which he stabbed the
motorist to death and rode away.
The motorist is dead and his
family is mourning.
Advice:
There is so much Anger, Mental
trauma and Lawlessness in the
country right now.
As much as possible avoid
arguments with strangers and
when it happens, don't allow it
to degenerate into scuffle or
violence.
As quickly as possible, leave the
scene.
• Note that the Nigerian legal
system is still too weak to bring
ALL criminals to justice.
Moreover, no level of justice can
bring you back to life...
Pls, Your loved ones still need
you.

Joke/comedy: Sir... I am relocating

A carpenter was travelling to
the next town with a coffin in
his car. His car broke down so
he decided to carry the coffin.
As he was walking, he got to a
police barrier and the police
wanted to take a bribe.......... ..
Police: "Hey young man why
are u carrying a coffin by this
time?"........
CARPENTER (responded): "Sir, I
don't like where I was buried
so I am relocating".
come and see speed...
Fools,all u know is bribe.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

After two years of selfless service,
a man realized that he has not
been promoted, no transfer, no
salary increase, no
commendation and that the
company is not doing anything
about it. So he decided to walk
up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging
greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed
and asked him to sit down
saying; "My friend, you have not
worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the
manager went on to explain:
MANAGER: How many days are
there in a year?
MAN: 365 days and some times
366.
MANAGER: How many hours
make up a day?
MAN: 24 hours.
MANAGER: How long do you work
in a day?
MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a
day.
MANAGER: So, what fraction of
the day do you work in hours?
MAN: (he did some arithmetic
and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3)
One-third.
MANAGER: That is nice, what is
one- third of 366 days?
MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).
MANAGER: Do you come to works
on weekends?
MAN: No sir.
MANAGER: How many days are
there in a year that are
weekends?
MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52
Sundays equals to 104 days.
MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you
remove 104 days from 122 days,
how many do you have now?
MAN: 18 days.
MANAGER: OK! I do give you two
weeks sick leave every year. Now
remove that 14 days from the 18
days left, how many days do you
have remaining?
MAN: 4 days.
MANAGER: Do you work on New
Year day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: Do you come to work
on workers day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: So, how many days are
left?
MAN: Two days sir!
MANAGER: Do you work on
Independence day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: Do you work on
Christmas day?
MAN: No sir!
MANAGER: So, how many days
left?
MAN: None sir!
MANAGER: So what do you need a
promotion for? We should even
be sacking you! My question now
is this, is the Manager wrong or
right?

Joke/comedy: CONSEQUENCES OF SLEEPING IN CHURCH

While in church a lady dozed off
during the preaching. Suddenly,
the lady snapped
out of her slumber and what she
heard from the pastor was
"stand on your feet", so she
jumped to her feet.
She noticed that she was the only
one standing. She also noticed
the shock on the faces of the
entire congregation looking at
her including her husband and
daughter. The stares made her
confused until the pastor stated:
"One person is already up, Sister
God bless you. Let me repeat
myself for the benefit of those
who did not hear me well, this is
your last chance!: If you are a
witch, stand up on your feet for
deliverance".
The woman fainted.
See big problem!!!

2015 billboard top 100 songs

2015
Position	Artist	Song Title
1	Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars	Uptown Funk!
2	Ed Sheeran	Thinking Out Loud
3	Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth	See You Again
4	Fetty Wap	Trap Queen
5	Maroon 5	Sugar
6	Walk The Moon	Shut Up and Dance
7	Taylor Swift	Blank Space
8	Silento	Watch Me
9	Weeknd	Earned It (Fifty Shades Of Grey)
10	Weeknd	The Hills
11	OMI	Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)
12	Weeknd	Can't Feel My Face
13	Ellie Goulding	Love Me Like You Do
14	Hozier	Take Me To Church
15	Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar	Bad Blood
16	Major Lazer and DJ Snake feat. M0	Lean On
17	Jason Derulo	Want To Want Me
18	Taylor Swift	Shake It Off
19	Skrillex and Diplo With Justin Bieber	Where Are U Now
20	Rachel Platten	Fight Song
21	Fetty Wap feat. Remy Boyz	679
22	Meghan Trainor	Lips Are Movin
23	Fifth Harmony feat. Kid Ink	Worth It
24	Omarion feat. Chris Brown and Jhene Aiko	Post To Be
25	Andy Grammer	Honey, I'm Good.
26	Sam Smith	I'm Not The Only One
27	Selena Gomez feat. A$AP Rocky	Good For You
28	Meghan Trainor	All About That Bass
29	Taylor Swift	Style
30	Drake	Hotline Bling
31	David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha and Afrojack	Hey Mama
32	Flo Rida feat. Sage The Gemini and Lookas	G.D.F.R.
33	Justin Bieber	What Do You Mean?
34	Ed Sheeran	Photograph
35	Adele	Hello
36	Shawn Mendes	Stitches
37	Tove Lo	Talking Body
38	Nick Jonas	Jealous
39	Pitbull and Ne-Yo	Time Of Our Lives
40	R. City feat. Adam Levine	Locked Away
41	Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih	Somebody
42	Rihanna, Kanye West, and Paul McCartney	FourFiveSeconds
43	Fall Out Boy	Centuries
44	Fetty Wap feat. Monty	My Way
45	Sam Hunt	Take Your Time
46	Maroon 5	Animals
47	Big Sean feat. E-40	I Don't F**k With You
48	Rihanna	B**** Better Have My Money
49	Rich Homie Quan	Flex (Ooh Ooh Ooh)
50	T-Wayne	Nasty Freestyle
51	Nicki Minaj feat. Drake, Lil Wayne and Chris Brown	Only
52	Sia	Elastic Heart
53	Demi Lovato	Cool For The Summer
54	X Ambassadors	Renegades
55	Usher feat. Juicy J	I Don't Mind
56	Ariana Grande and The Weeknd	Love Me Harder
57	Taylor Swift	Wildest Dreams
58	Sam Smith	Stay With Me
59	DJ Snake and Alunageorge	You Know You Like It
60	Fall Out Boy	Uma Thurman
61	Beyonce	7/11
62	Selena Gomez	The Heart Wants What It Wants
63	Little Big Town	Girl Crush
64	Trey Songz	Slow Motion
65	One Direction	Drag Me Down
66	Nicki Minaj feat. Drake and Lil Wayne	Truffle Butter
67	Ariana Grande	One Last Time
68	Nick Jonas	Chains
69	Meek Mill feat. Chris Brown and Nicki Minaj	All Eyes On You
70	Rae Sremmurd	No Type
71	Vance Joy	Riptide
72	Jidenna feat. Roman GianArthur	Classic Man
73	Elle King	Ex's and Oh's
74	Meghan Trainor	Dear Future Husband
75	Charlie Puth feat. Meghan Trainor	Marvin Gaye
76	Meghan Trainor feat. John Legend	Like I'm Gonna Lose You
77	Tove Lo	Habits (Stay High)
78	James Newton Howard feat. Jennifer Lawrence	The Hanging Tree
79	O.T. Genasis	Coco
80	Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj	Bang Bang
81	Sam Smith	Lay Me Down
82	iLoveMakonnen feat. Drake	Tuesday
83	iLoveMemphis	Hit The Quan
84	Macklemore and Ryan Lewis feat. Eric Nally, Melle Mel, Kool Moe Dee and Grandmaster Caz	Downtown
85	Sam Hunt	House Party
86	Chris Brown and Tyga	Ayo
87	Luke Bryan	Kick The Dust Up
88	Big Sean feat. Drake	Blessings
89	George Ezra	Budapest
90	Sia	Chandelier
91	Kelly Clarkson	Heartbeat Song
92	Ed Sheeran	Don't
93	Ella Henderson	Ghost
94	Alessia Cara	Here
95	Mr. Probz	Waves
96	Nicky Jam and Enrique Iglesias	El Perdon (Forgiveness)
97	Ne-Yo feat. Juicy J	She Knows
98	One Direction	Night Changes
99	Drake	Back To Back
100	Calvin Harris and Disciples	How Deep Is Your Love