Nigerian guy living in Sweden
smartly married a Swedish Lady,
so as to be legally certified with
resident permit.
However, the lady was not aware
of this.
He lied to the Lady that he is from
Kenya because of the bad
reputation of Nigerians in that
part of Sweden..
After their wedding, the Lady
informed him that she met her
friend who is also married to a
Kenyan & would like them to
have diner together one day.
The Naija guy was disturbed &
kept thinking how to get out of
this?
He postponed & postponed the
diner until he got tired of
postponing.
Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat
down in a restaurant. Our Naija
guy was quiet & was sweating
profusely in spite of the cold
atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The Ladies asked their husbands
to communicate in their local
dialect since they are both from
same Country (Kenya)
The Naija guy being a man
of great savvy decided he will
just speak Yoruba, if the other
guy didn't understand, he will
claim that he is from another
tribe & region in Kenya.
Then he started... Joo, Ore mi, ki
ni oruko e? Omo ibo ni e? The
other Kenyan looked up &
replied... Ah, Omo Iya mi, waa
sere joo. Ade loruko mi. Omo
Isale Eko ni mi!
They shook hands & embraced
each other to the admiration of
the Ladies.
Yorubas no dey carry last O!
Laugh wan kill me
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