Joke/comedy: "Halleluyaaah!"

Mumuni entered a mosque
carrying a brand new cutlass and
asked: "who is a Muslim here?"
The whole mosque went as silent
as a grave yard.
Mumuni asked again "how can a
full mosque have no Muslim?".
No one replied.
Mumuni then grabbed the
nearby young man and went out
with him and told him "son come
help me kill my goat bcos i don't
know how to
do it".
After the young man had killed
the goat, he told Mumuni that he
didn't know how to skin it and
that Mumuni should go back to
the mosque and get someone
else to help him do that.
Mumuni returned to the mosque
with the cutlass dripping with
blood. When the IMAM saw the
same man again in the mosque
with blood dripping from his
cutlass, he immediately shouted
"MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PRAISE
THE LOOORD OOOOO!"
The whole mosque responded:
"Halleluyaaah!"