A Polish man moved to the USA
and married an American lady.
Although his english wasn't
perfect they got along very well.
One day he rushed to a solicitor
and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him. The
solicitor said that getting a
divorce would depend on
circumstances and asked him the
following questions:
Have u any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice
little home
No, i mean what is the
foundation of this case
It made of concrete
I dont think u understand. Does
either of u have a real grudge
No, we have a carport and not
need one
I mean what are ur relations like
All my relations are in Poland
Is there any infidelity in ur
marriage
We have hi-fidelity stereo and a
good DVD player
Does ur wife beat u up
No i always up before her
Is ur wife a nagger
No she white
Why do u want this divorce
She going to kill me
What makes u think that
I got proof
What kind of proof
She going to poison me
She bought a bottle at drug store
and put on shelf in bathroom. I
can read English well and it say:
POLISH REMOVER!!!!!
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