Comedy: Hmmm Nawa For all those rich people ooo

I went to see a frend
from a very rich family. The maid
approached me & asked.
MAID: What would u like to have,
fruit juice, yoghurt, tea,
chocolate, cappuccino ,
frapuccino or coffee?
ME: Tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea,
herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush
tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or
white?
ME: White. ...
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: With milk.
MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?
ME: Cow's milk.
MAID: Freezeland cow or
Afrikaner cow?
ME: Uhm, lemme go with d
freezeland cow.
MAID: Would u like it with
sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar.
MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow
sugar?
ME: Abeg, forget about the tea,
just give me a glass of water...
MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled
water?
ME: Mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: Infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: Do you want a tumbler,
wine glass, champagne flute or a
beer mug?
ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow
my spit..."