Joke/comedy:FELLOW NIGERIANS its called "BATH" not "BAFF"

DEAR GHANAIANS!!!
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its called "CHURCH" not "CHECH"
its called "PASTOR" not "PASTAR"
its called "DOCTOR" not "DACTAR"
MY FELLOW NIGERIANS
its called "BATH" not "BAFF"
its called "NAIRA" not "NERA"
MY DEAR EDO PEOPLE
its called "ARGUMENT" not
"AJUMENT"
(4 wetin na)
MY DEAREST YORUBAS
its called "AIR" not "HAIR"
its called "EIGHT" not "HATE"
he is called "VAN PERSIE" not "FAN
PERSIN"
MY DEAR IBADAN PEOPLE
hmmmmmmm
he is called "SEAN TIZZLE" not sin
tissu
its called "ZERO" not "SIRO"
MY DEAR HAUSA PEOPLE
its called "FIFTY" not "PIPTY"
its called "FIVE" not "PIPE"
its called "GLO" not "GILO"
its called "MTN" not "AMTN"
LEST I FORGET
MY CLOSE IGBO PEOPLE
(IGBO KWENU)
he is called "RICK ROSS" not "LICK
LOSS"
There is nothing like "THAASAND"
its
called
"THOUSAND"
its called "BED SHEET" not
"BAYSHEET" .
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